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the wizard blog will keep accumulating obscure lore until morale improves
req'd by @iamtau
already on it
text: Imagine wizard sex
It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.
Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT
Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.
And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.
Yours truly, the wizard frog
DO NOT INTERRUPT US
You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔
FYM?
That's just a purple traffic cone
Ain't got no class
No drip
Just goofy-
FYM?
GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals
Still look goofy in that GUCCI
Hmmm, yes counterpoint:
DIE
Long story short, I tried to enter a competition that was for members only. It was a 100 word story(no more no less) and since I have it still I’m just sharing it here

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im not doing any whimsical christmas shenanigans this year. who give a shit
okay nevermind i accidentally drank a shrinking potion and got left behind by my minions on our annual holiday trip to paris
im Gnome Alone !
god fuck my stupid wizard life
basically i think some people are just pondering the orb for clout now
what is the worst spell you have seen used on someone? also is wizard terrorism a thing I sure hope not
personally i think the worst one i saw was on accident; a buddy i knew planned to turn someone salad into spaghetti but someone walked right in front when they cast the spell and long story short i know make sure i got a big clear space when i cast spells,,,
as for wizard terrorism you gotta ask the wizard counsel for that,,,
this is why you need a protective amulet to protect your neck from any kind of ambush

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I HATE the wizard union! They came over AGAIN to find out what happened to my apprentices!
All the scrying in the world would never find what's left of them
Treat your apprentices right or don't have any smh
Back in my day 'died to their own incompetence' was a perfectly good answer. But nooo, Unions keep trying to give 'acceptable learning conditions' and 'basic human rights' to this snowflake useless losers.
Sounds like you're not a competent enough wizard to keep them alive
Oh I
Sorry about the lack of art but look at this teeny tiny wizard I drew and my triceratops earring for size comparison
How it feels to stand atop a low hill while a light breeze blows by.
im focusing my wizard energy on something BIG today
wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!
Oh yeah watch this *Hip thrust with murderous intent*
elvis i will put you back in the orb i swear

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the wizard and his brother