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on occasion, dennis whitaker will ground himself with… the ground. growing up with hardwood floors, it wasn’t uncommon for him or his brothers to splay out on the floor to try to escape the summer heat. nowadays though, he just drops to the carpet of the apartment whenever he feels homesick.
the first time he was a little nervous, turning to trinity and asking, “hey, is it cool if i like… lay on the floor?”
“umm, sure? i don’t care, man.”
it becomes one of those behaviors of his that trinity deems slightly weird. eventually she gets used to it, and doesn’t even bat an eye when she has to step over him, sprawled across the kitchen floor, to get to the fridge. sometimes he falls asleep, most times it’s just for the comforting familiarity.
baran, however, does not have the same knowledge, and one afternoon, about 2 months into dating trinity, she opens the apartment door with trinity in tow carrying groceries. that’s when she finds dennis inexplicably laying loose-limbed along the living room floor.
immediately considering the worst, a habit she’s picked up since working at the pitt, she braces herself to face whatever may be wrong with him. looking back at trinity, she whispers, “don’t go in there… let me take care of this.” locking the door behind her, baran anxiously creeps towards dennis’s slack body.
confounded and worried, trinity sets down the bags and searches for the spare key under the mat. then, she cracks the door open to peek inside and sees the scene playing out. silently laughing to herself, she sneaks up behind baran, who’s about to check for a pulse, and gently tosses a loaf of bread at dennis. it lands right on his sternum, and he’s suddenly resurrected.
simultaneously, baran and dennis sigh out the words, “what the fuck.” baran out of confusion, dennis out of annoyance.
unable to hold her laughter back anymore, trinity starts heading to the hallway to get the rest of groceries, “we got white bread for the white boy!”
dennis groans out a thanks, and baran, trying to regain control of her breathing, flops down next to him on the floor.
No wait he’s literally the rescue dog that doesn’t sleep on the dog bed when he’s adopted
The Pitt fandom is cooking new ships Every day like a girl who just got the Sims 4 and I love her for it
The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.
It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.
I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.
So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.
And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.
Like what the fuck man.
i will be your 30 year old mutual

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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.
“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”
“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”
“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”
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"My baby was born in 2020, and then (two weeks later to be precise), it was 2020."
Actual truth from my actual life, I feel like I ought to use this more.
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hey hey hey, it's angst a clock!
always being a pervert about these scenes together #sorry
so this is insane
What Robby sees in his Dreams
Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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Lord of the rings but the rings make everyone married and all the realms become a very messy Polycule.
She is called Nikki Freeman because she is a PRISIONER!
I watched Obsession and I totally understand why Bear fell in love with Nikki. I even fell in love with Nikki myself
She was such a cool girl.
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
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shoutout to my boy shane he is riddled with anxiety, he drinks gross smoothies, his special interests are hockey and sex and they surprisingly overlap quite a lot, he has too many pillows, he has never been calm about anything in his life, he will kill himself if he doesn’t get first place, the worst thing that could ever happen to him is going to a club

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part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.
What I really loved about Obsession (2026) is the nuance and layering of what the obsession is. Like it very easily could've veered into potentially misogynistic "clingy girlfriend/ball and chain/be careful what you wish for" territory. And some of the promo I think intentionally lent into that in the interest of misdirection and suspense.
But the movie does a GREAT job of making sure the audience sees Nikki as the victim she is. This is not about what she's doing to him. It's about what he did to her. The instances where we see Nikki is trapped within her own body and has no agency: "I've never been with you, Bear" and "Would you like to talk to her?"
The trailer could give the impression of "the girl he loves became obsessed with him", but the reality of the narrative is "he was so obsessed with this girl he ruined her entire life".
Nikki is the collateral damage as Bear is forced to reap what he sowed, and deal with the consequences of his own actions. The fact it's later revealed that their friends always thought Bear's interest in Nikki was a bit much or wouldn't go anywhere, but felt they couldn't tell him/he wouldn't take it well, only solidifies that Bear was the villain the whole time.
So this movie clearly has that energy of Pet Cemetery where the thing you want comes back wrong but they sharp turn into something fresh with two things:
-the casualness of the one wish willow store employees is supposed to be unsettling but it kinda clues you in to the fact that this is not an inherently evil power, it was just used for an evil wish
-Wish Nikky is also a victim, and the film demands empathy for her. For all the people praising the Hansel and Gretel read, I find what comes after much more impactful. Nicky tells a room full of people that she is the luckiest woman in the world because no one will ever feel as she is feeling, how deeply, how profoundly, how completely she loves bear. And the fact that she know she cannot be Nikky, and that because of that Bear cannot ever love her as much as she loves him is destroying her.
She is a Frankenstein born with an itch that can never be scratched, a creature made to suffer because she loves.