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rocky has smoothie,,, why? want one stratt?
Bear — Obsession (2026)
Every single aspect of Niall life is made worse by Homofobia, (from the bulking from his mother's being gay, to the bulking he received from other people for being perceived as gay, to the toxic masculinity of Ruben) and he would still chose to uphold the system that oppressed him. What an apt metaphor.
Every single aspect of Niall life is made worse by Homofobia, (from the bulking from his mother's being gay, to the bulking he received from other people for being perceived as gay, to the toxic masculinity of Ruben) and he would still chose to uphold the system that oppressed him. What an apt metaphor.

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It's like Niall it's i'm the worst love triangle were one side is the lead of a romantic comedy and the other has Gay Tyler Durden collecting all the toxic trAits of closeted gays like infinity stones and Niall just keep chosing Gay Tyler Durden.
Currently dating a traumatized boy that looked exactly Niall and I feel very represented by being attracted to the most fucked up bitch you see around because you share a brain.
So far in really appreciating in half man all th things the our main character will do just to avoid being perceived as gay. It's that dark twisted fact that some guys entire personality is built like that and you can only know that by expericing it first hand.
It's so ever present he keeps chosing the worst option that makes him sound like a man because he CANNOT stand the thought of him being gay. What a perfect representation of what toxic masculinity is.
So far in really appreciating in half man all th things the our main character will do just to avoid being perceived as gay. It's that dark twisted fact that some guys entire personality is built like that and you can only know that by expericing it first hand.
dennis whitaker are you ready for your boss to thoroughly explore your cervix

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on occasion, dennis whitaker will ground himself with… the ground. growing up with hardwood floors, it wasn’t uncommon for him or his brothers to splay out on the floor to try to escape the summer heat. nowadays though, he just drops to the carpet of the apartment whenever he feels homesick.
the first time he was a little nervous, turning to trinity and asking, “hey, is it cool if i like… lay on the floor?”
“umm, sure? i don’t care, man.”
it becomes one of those behaviors of his that trinity deems slightly weird. eventually she gets used to it, and doesn’t even bat an eye when she has to step over him, sprawled across the kitchen floor, to get to the fridge. sometimes he falls asleep, most times it’s just for the comforting familiarity.
baran, however, does not have the same knowledge, and one afternoon, about 2 months into dating trinity, she opens the apartment door with trinity in tow carrying groceries. that’s when she finds dennis inexplicably laying loose-limbed along the living room floor.
immediately considering the worst, a habit she’s picked up since working at the pitt, she braces herself to face whatever may be wrong with him. looking back at trinity, she whispers, “don’t go in there… let me take care of this.” locking the door behind her, baran anxiously creeps towards dennis’s slack body.
confounded and worried, trinity sets down the bags and searches for the spare key under the mat. then, she cracks the door open to peek inside and sees the scene playing out. silently laughing to herself, she sneaks up behind baran, who’s about to check for a pulse, and gently tosses a loaf of bread at dennis. it lands right on his sternum, and he’s suddenly resurrected.
simultaneously, baran and dennis sigh out the words, “what the fuck.” baran out of confusion, dennis out of annoyance.
unable to hold her laughter back anymore, trinity starts heading to the hallway to get the rest of groceries, “we got white bread for the white boy!”
dennis groans out a thanks, and baran, trying to regain control of her breathing, flops down next to him on the floor.
No wait he’s literally the rescue dog that doesn’t sleep on the dog bed when he’s adopted
The Pitt fandom is cooking new ships Every day like a girl who just got the Sims 4 and I love her for it
The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.
It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.
I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.
So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.
And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.
Like what the fuck man.
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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.
“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”
“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”
“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”
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"My baby was born in 2020, and then (two weeks later to be precise), it was 2020."
Actual truth from my actual life, I feel like I ought to use this more.
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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always being a pervert about these scenes together #sorry