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I miss the wife.

#divorced-slenderman #she was a bitch #but that wont stop me from missing her

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I've heard "Deltarune Chapter 5" will be the next big thing in divorce media. I suppose ill have to stay tuned.

#divorced-slenderman #deltarune #Divorce Medias

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Pspsps I can treat you so much better than your ex wife marry me /silly

I am no simple feline beast... your simple beckoning shant afflict me. Even so, I remain off-market for the time being. Things are well.

poisoned-sugar11

I DONT REMEMBER SENDING THIS???? IM LITERALLY AROMANTIC???????????????

divorced-slenderman

Ah, I was simply rummaging through the remainder of my inbox. I like to try to get to most of my asks, even if I'm.. ever so late.

#divorced-slenderman #Whoops.

Pspsps I can treat you so much better than your ex wife marry me /silly

I am no simple feline beast... your simple beckoning shant afflict me. Even so, I remain off-market for the time being. Things are well.

#divorced-slenderman #Am I a cat to you?#“Meow.” Okay. Whatever.

did your bitch wife fought with you to change the color of tv static? been a big problem to me as well pre-divorce

We don't get much service out in the forest... I own a lot of physical media. But the subject of our entertainment was never much of an issue, no.

#divorced-slenderman

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can i marry you

Find my ring.

Excuse my absence. I've been... enjoying the simpler things in slender-life. I hope you're all well too.

#divorced-slenderman #I wish you all only the best.

Happy Valentines day from Divorced Slenderman!

#divorced-slenderman #Go love the fuck out of someone. Hell yeah.

#happy thanksgiving

What if, instead of Divorced Slenderman, my name was Happily Married Slenderman.

...Nay...

#divorced-slenderman #It simply isn't meant to be.

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slenderjerma

if you are ever wondering what your substitute teacher is doing on their laptop while you do work in class, i have made a comprehensive list of what it is that I do while subbing:

Write fanfiction

read manga/homestuck

read fanfiction

watch youtube videos with closed captioning on and no sound

make a multi-choice visual novel on their hyper fixation

make tumblr posts

add pins to their Pinterest boards

message their friends on discord

play games (stardew valley, the sims 4, class of '09, etc.)

brainstorm an analog horror series that they will probably never actually make irl

#This feels of importance.#I would also do this really.

s-man

The right Slender in the wrong forest can make all the difference in the world.

do you have colored hair and pronouns

...I'm bald, but I do suppose a majority of people have pronouns, no? I'm cisgender, if thats what you're poorly trying to ask.

#divorced-slenderman #What's all this about the “Woke Left”?

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why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

divorced-slenderman

Oh.

divorced-slenderman

As much as I'd love to read up on my doppelgänger, I'd also hate to rob myself of a good narrative. I'll look into this "UNDERTALE" once I have the chance.

#divorced-slenderman #// ill take ANY excuse to play peak again dude.

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why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

divorced-slenderman

Oh.

#divorced-slenderman #What the fuck.

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why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

#divorced-slenderman #Most intriguing..

divorced-slenderman

There's a certain serenity in the simplicity of the life I live, I feel. Even then, breaking that cycle I'm so comfortable with is a healthy practice. To enjoy instead the serenity of a view after a hike of sorts, or whilst with friends. I guess.

slendton-g-slendton

WRONG !!

[[spendmoney]] ON MY [PRODUCST]!

PLEASE I REALLY NEED THE MONEY!!

divorced-slenderman

Oh, okay.

#divorced-slenderman #I sure love capitalism.

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