Sincerely, your not so average Joe.

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

I think we could really improve hotdog eating contests by adding a bear in the mix. just occasionally cut from Kobayashi (we bring Kobayashi back as well, that's important) working on his 40th dog to the bear effortlessly inhaling its 127th. keep 'em humble

the really awesome thing is this is not the video I was referring to. I can't believe the actual kobayashi did this too

what do you mean there are multiple instances of this happening. what

6 7!!

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

attempting to do some shibari stuff with the red string of fate

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

fae court

The council to decide your fate

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

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I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

Watterson considers comics to be as true an art form as painting and films and literature, capable of reaching just as high as any other medium. Calvin and Hobbes isn't accidentally high art. Watterson made it what it is on purpose. And when he was done, he stopped. No movie, no spinoff, no reboot. He considers the comic to be its completed form, in exactly the medium it is supposed to be. He believed in comics in a way few others ever have, and he fought tooth and nail for the right to take his own work, jokes and all, seriously.