Tro & Con

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

Isn’t that called brainwashing

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME. ITS MY THING THIS WAS MADE FOR ME????

oh honey…

rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur

I’m literally gonna jump

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

remember that post about how gays never sit right in chairs?

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba