hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback