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Happy Pride

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

Noise tolerance gap relationship

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges