mrs. pete

go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the co-worker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work

SuperGold age gap will never not be funny to me. Clark was already a fully established hero probably in his late 20s or early 30s at least and he was beefing with a 20 year old college dropout

Break up Visa and Mastercard. Break up any bank worth more than a billion dollars. Tax excess profits at 125%. Make companies pay exorbitant fees to conduct stock buybacks. Cap interest rates on mortgages at 1%. Raise the minimum wage to $50 an hour. Make healthcare universal and ban private hospitals. Make legislators sell everything they own and live in barracks like monks. Make elected officials swear oaths of poverty. Tax churches. Prosecute Exxon. Take Fox News off the air. Build a world in which it’s impossible to be both rich and powerful.

anyone else up boosting their gold

puppies have long been known for their fantastic ability. but did you know they arent the only creature capable of peeing on the carpet?

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

instacart gave me someone elses order and i was like ok yay surprise grocery haul but it's all food i dont like. so

i was feenin for broccoli and butter and salmon but i guess i will eat something else..................

somebody got my lit ass grocery haul i also got chlorophyll drops and gluten free pasta

instacart gave me someone elses order and i was like ok yay surprise grocery haul but it's all food i dont like. so

i was feenin for broccoli and butter and salmon but i guess i will eat something else..................