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At the mall -

Girl: Hi, I just wanted to say you're sooo cute *twirling hair, looking me up and down*

Me: Oh thanks- *Slightly flustered. This doesn't happen*

Girl: Yeah, like you've got really pretty- *Eyes drop to my fucking lips* -Eyes. *up again*

Me: You're pretty too.

Girl: Yeah? I bet my boyfriend would agree *Walks away*

Guy: Hi, I saw you from across the store and I was wondering if I could like... get your snap or smt.

Me: I don't have snapchat *Trying to turn him down nicely, in case he's like homophobic*

Guy: That's fine, I'll take anything.

Me: I don't- Guy: No pressure *While interupting me*

Me: I'm not into guys.

Guy: What you're into girls? *Rubbing the back of his neck.*

Me: I'm a lesbian. *His friends laugh (They're behind him)*

Guy: Have you ever tried being with a guy?

Me: Not really.

Guy: Then how would you know you're a queer?

Me: Don't you think you're a bit too old too use Queer as a slur?

Guy: Whatver. You didn't look that good either, I just liked that you weren't too feminine. Like you look like a guy. No shit you're one of those gays.

Me: Sure bud, have a nice day.

Me: *Peacefully shopping in the mans aisle for shirts*

Random ass dude (RAD): What are you doing here? *Pretty friendly*

Me: Just looking for clothes.

RAD: But like... You're a girl, right?

Me: Not right now, I'm not.

RAD: What do you mean- Oh you're like fluid! Not fluid, I meant like- Genderfluid?

Me: *Surprised becaus eI lowk judged him* Yeah, I am.

RAD: My partner is too.

Me: Oh that's nice, say hi to- What's their preffered pronoun?

RAD: Any.

Me: Okay, well, say hi to them for me?

RAD: Of course!

Uncle: How's it going with the guys, *name* Me: *akwardly looks to my two cousins who both know I'm a lesbian* Cousin 1: Oh my god, dad, can you not? Me: It's fine. Uncle: Well then, do you have a boyfriend?

Me: I'm actually not into guys.

Uncle: Oh. *Akward pause* Is that why you were reading that gay book?

-A week earlier-

Me: *At my grandparents house, for a family gathering, reading sun and the stars.

Uncle: what are you reading?

Me: The sun and the star, it's about like greek gods and it's in the pjo universe.

Uncle: Is that two boys holding hands?

Me: Yeah, Will and Nico. They're dating.

Uncle: *Pause. Long pause. The gears are turning.* They can't get pregnant.

Me: *Just stares at him.* They're sixteen.

Uncle: Oh- -Back to the now- Me: Yeah something like that.

Uncle: Do you have a girlfriend then?

Me: No.

My other cousin (a guy): Imagine *All in good fun btw*

Ooh, no need for your ability

Ooh, no need for creativity

Cause I can give you all your ideas

Ooh, this whole song is only one chord

cause I don’t know any other chord

and I can’t create anything new

Ooh, we should repeat that again

Ooh, no need for your ability

Ooh, no need for creativity

Cause I can give you all your ideas

Ooh, this whole song is only one chord

cause I don’t know any other chord

and I can’t create anything new

Ooh, I learned a brand new chord

Ooh, now I can play those two chords

It just took a couple tanks of water

Ooh, the artists are losing it

Ooh, cause they’re the real artist

And they’re mad that I’m replacing them

my friend just texted me and asked what's my "we listen and we don't judge" her was watching Vi from arcane edits. she couldn't come up with anything worse. mine was reading eclipsewater smut. which was fine until she decided to read one to.

it's not my fault SHE decided not to check the tags (she doesn't know how ao3 works) and got suprised when it was kinky. but still...