#bless him

Jason(walking through a door):

Jason(hitting his head on the frame): ow

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Talia: son. What are you doing?

Jason(holding baby Damian like a fish by the ankle): ?

Talia(gestures):

Jason(looks at Damian): oh that

Jason: yeah he’s fine I swear

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Jason(blankly staring at a wall):

League guard(walks up behind him): sir-

Jason(panics and punches him in the face):

Guard(passes out):

Jason(even more panicked now): oh what the fuck

Jason(did not think he was strong enough to do that): what the fuck.

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Jason(looking for something in a cupboard):

Jason(stands up):

Jason(hits his head): ow

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Jason(calming down from pit rage, accidentally killed two guards):

Talia(passes him baby Damian): here

Jason(suddenly very calm): :]

Damian(babbling): Bruwther

Jason: I’m gonna steal you one day

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Jason(going to piss):

Jason: WHEN THE FUCK DID MY DICK GET SO BIG

Talia(4 rooms over, trying to train): -_-

Talia(sigh):

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Jason(walking under a lamp):

Jason(hitting his head): OH WHAT THE FUCK

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Jason(bloody and bruised from training):

Damian(crawling to him):

Damian(makes grabby hands at him): up

Jason: dude that’s gross I’m covered in blood

Damian(considerably angrier): up

Jason(picking him up): ok now we both need a bath

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Jason(asleep on the floor):

Talia(thinking about what Bruce said about him at the funeral): you don’t change do you?