they plagiarized a byler fic for this
Good ol' multi-season slow-burn rejection. The classic way. You know, totally normal.
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they plagiarized a byler fic for this
Good ol' multi-season slow-burn rejection. The classic way. You know, totally normal.

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This is so unfair.
This is why the director deserves heavy criticism, not just rapeman. People keep saying the crew were powerless but she literally said this in an interview. Homophobic af. I'm so sick of cishets ruining our stories, telling us queer love needs to be 'nuanced' and 'subtle' as a euphemism for sanitised and hidden and unoffensive to homophobes. Fuck them all.
breaking up Rovickie and giving them no build up was queerphobic, breaking up Jancy because they thought Nancy needed independence instead of El who actually needed it after men dictated her whole life was dumb and kinda misogynistic idc, they treated Jane like a robot the whole season and stripped her of any humanity and retconned her friendship with Max who introduced girlhood to her
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
even during jane's death, they focused on mike.

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very much not okay bc wdym el spent maybe two weeks of her life outside the lab not in a romantic relationship of some sort with mike wheeler
'the real me' and it's jane in a wig and pink dress, representing how she's being forced to conform into a society when she doesn't even know her fucking name.
Pretty sure the show emphasised repeatedly that Mike was like the ONE person who did not see the real her.... This was honestly the most absurd retcon of the entire show, and I hate that there's a generous selection to choose from.
“how do i know what i like?” has to be one of the most evil lines in the show fr wdym she’s been in a relationship… for six whole months… and is asking for the FIRST TIME how to know what SHE likes… only to experience one singular day of girlhood and friendship and self expression and then immediately be tossed back into the torture chamber
guess who the duffers think mike's in love with based on his expression, level: impossible
The juxtaposition of these two scenes will forever haunt me. Muppet getting an enema v a nuanced performance of heartbreak and fear. Who did they hire to coach this kid that his talent regressed so significantly?
It really bugs my brain that the duffers added the first five minutes of season 5 purely for shock factor. They shouldn’t have added a scene if they weren’t going to touch on Will’s sa trauma from it in the future
That scene held literally no meaning beyond, hey, let's make it glaringly obvious how much we hate this little gay kid and the actor who played him. There was no pay-off, no symbolism, and no deeper meaning to this beyond shock value. Like... basically the rest of season 5. How anyone still defends the dipshit bros is beyond me.

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Why does queer love always have to have their words of affection be hidden between the lines, blended into subtext to be deciphered or turned into some poetic symbolism? Why cant they just be literal and said directly for a change?
If this were a man and a woman it would be different
And why can't queer love have both literal expression AND all the beautiful hidden meanings and subtext? Why does it always have to be one of the other?
Why cant we have our Shakespeare style romances? Why do we always have to settle with being subtle.
I'm exhausted.
This is why I'm so fucking exhausted by straight people. We've had to read between the lines for most of modern media history. Miss me with that shit. It ain't poetic and it ain't kind. It's just one more way of making us hide, making us small, and keeping the homophobes comfortable.
I want media that makes homophobes RAGINGLY uncomfortable, and I think we're overdue quite a fucking lot of it.
I love the byler fandom 😂
I'm tired of living in a world where you're labelled delusional for interpreting things at face value instead of assuming that the narratively built romance between two main characters would never happen just because they're both boys. It's 2026. When is this shit going to stop?
IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker
This movie makes me cry every time I watch it.
(RIP Anthony Head, I will always think of you in this movie before anything else.)
So just to recap: after MULTIPLE teasers emphasizing the romantic arc of Aziraphale and Crowley and a summary by Muriel showing The Kiss (tm), as well as Prime posting kissing art between the Ineffables, we got:
No second kiss
No I love you
No confession
No 1941 pt 3
No happy ending
No protective husbands
No wing shielding
No hug
No powerful shared miracles
No explanation for az's weird S2 F15 behavior
No acknowledgement of the kiss
No picnic
No Ritz
No surviving main characters
No CATHARSIS
Monkey's paw cottage
Did I miss anything?
There are two things I want to emphasize. 1) They KNEW what we wanted, because that's evident in how they advertised the show. 2) Not giving us ANY of it HAS to be intentional. They had to actually work to not allow the Aziraphale and Crowley arc to resolve satisfactorily. It would have been the most natural thing in the world, and it was actively prevented from happening.
It's not about free will
The discussion of free will at the end of S3 is misleading. As many others already stated here it is evident in S1 and S2 that free will does exist and humans always can decide for themselves. Even angels and demons have free will, if they just dare.
The real problem is that heaven and hell are constantly interfering in human live on earth. There is always an existential threat for humans to be eradicated at a whim. E. g. the Flood, Job, Armageddon, 2nd Coming...
Crowley and Aziraphale are strictly opposed to this, that's more than obvious in their criticism and their attempts to save humans and earth as good as they can every time.
Right?
So why, WHY do they choose exactly what they always despised? That's the Flood all over but a million times worse, without even sparing anyone!
To put it more clearly: they ask God to kill all humans - so that humans won't be killed by God? Find the fault...
And no, it's no 'sacrifice' if you tear down billions with you.

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every day i wake up and hate the finale a little bit more. what do you mean you made me watch them kill themselves with zero prior indication this is where the story was going. what do you mean the threads introduced in the previous season got absolutely zero resolution. what do you mean new threads were introduced on a significantly smaller runtime just to also get no resolution. what do you mean the ultimate message is that the only way to fix something broken is to destroy it and start over. what do you mean this is good omens
Its just...maybe I was naive, maybe I should have known better, but I didn't know how much I needed the finale to be okay.
like, not even great, not even good, but just okay, just safe, sad that it was over but happy that it happened, a closed book with a happy if mediocre ending.
and then it wasn't, and it knocked me entirely off kilter, and the worst part was it completely blindsided me, it wasn't just mediocre, or rushed, or boring, or disappointing.
It was all of those things and also tragic. It made me sad.
and the thing is...before that, I never could have imagined that Good Omens would make me sad, would have me break down in tears inconsolable days afterwards, it never even occurred to me as a possibility.
It was one of the few things I had that kept me safe inside my own mind, it was a talisman against sadness, it was where I walked when I needed sanctuary, and now it feels like there is a giant pit in the middle of my former haven that I have to worry about falling into and being trapped.
because Good Omens made me a promise, as a viewer and a reader 7 years ago, that the world is saved because it is worth saving, that everybody lives, everybody, even telemarketers.
That Anti-Christ's grow up with their best friends in their Kingdom of Tadfield because that's enough of the world for them, that Witches fall in love with Witchfinders, that Prophetesses make their own destiny, that Death and all his friends will ride motorbikes to the end, but not today, no not today. Due in very small part, really just moral support, of a Demon and an Angel who wanted to stay, just a little bit longer, maybe another 6000 years, go for a picnic, dine at the Ritz. That promise was broken, if this is the legacy that they want to give Sir Terry Pratchett I would say its as bad as spitting on his grave.
Shame on them.