Trippy Triangles

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

i just think that deli giving colin a place in his mother’s court without telling her and colin staying in the meatlands with deli because he has more loyalty to this young thane than his homeland these days is the kind of complicated queer entanglement that ally would carefully craft and these two don’t even seem to realise they’ve done it

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

I think the funniest thing about true crime fans is they seem to be the fastest to fall for whatever tricks the murderers try to pull once on trial. "Ted Bundy said porn corrupted him and that's actually why he committed the murders" OK yeah i'm sure fucking Ted Bundy is a trustworthy upstanding citizen we should listen to.

The truth is true crime fans want serial killers to be way more interesting and complex than they actually are, when in reality they're mostly garden variety misogynists and racists that happen to have a sadistic streak.

There is no greater whiplash today than “oh lol cool some one showed up to the met gala in a fursuit lol nice” to “oh gross it was Jared Leto:(” like ow my neck

Delighted by the mental images this evokes.

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

IMAGINE your otp. You can’t. They would never have the fucking guts. Damn. I hope Gladys and Myrtle are very happy together.

Brennan Lee Mulligan you cannot have me feeling empathy for every villain in this story. You cannot have me feeling emotional over a being trying to consume the world wanting to erase their own story and the love they obviously felt for their once children. You cannot have me understand the desperate fear of powerful beings afraid of those even more powerful. You gotta stop man, I'm experiencing too many emotions

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

love how the accidental repeat in the description implies that the halves of the amethyst geode are also smiling.