Missives from the Archives

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

all women's clothes are designed to fit exactly one (1) woman - although not, crucially, the same woman each time - and then the sizing is just determined by scaling her up or down like a photo in MS paint, regardless of how implausible this makes the resulting proportions. these two facts together are why the same person can wear size 8 pants in one brand but size 18 in another and still not get an accurate fit in either.

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.