it’s trin time

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

goodnight to everyone except to every inbred twat imbecile who took away headphone jacks from every handheld device on planet earth

oh my god this. it pisses me off so much i miss being able to use wired headphones

big bluetooth doesn’t want us to think about this

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

I know I’m studying Shakespeare for my degree but sometimes I sit here and I’m like…I do not know who that is. He wrote 38 plays and I am trapped talking about The Tempest every three weeks. Set me free. Give me Twelfth Night rn or I cry. Stop making me reread Hamlet I beg

it’s hamlet again lord save me

I lied! the tempest is the problem. it follows me everywhere. it is in my dreams and in my subconscious like a horrible evil worm. Shakespeare should’ve stopped writing sooner

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

yup. nothing. zero dolers

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

I know I’m studying Shakespeare for my degree but sometimes I sit here and I’m like…I do not know who that is. He wrote 38 plays and I am trapped talking about The Tempest every three weeks. Set me free. Give me Twelfth Night rn or I cry. Stop making me reread Hamlet I beg

it’s hamlet again lord save me

I got a good job in blood test, something that’s normal to want and possible to achieve