I'm not mad, my mother had me tested

And the Secret Villain (with tragic backstory) kissed Mulder in one scene! In an angry non-romantic way but whooooo, the fic it generated.

Dear fandom: please enjoy this EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL.

@nanners-the-great

The Secret Villain up there is also the first character to be called a “rat man” by a fandom afaik.

Dankpod's dream nugget car

petition to make 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' the new go-to euphemism. my life this month has been a rapid unscheduled disassembly. your fave is getting disassembled, rapidly. nobody expects the rapid unscheduled disassembly

"I'm fem-presenting!" "My presentation is masculine!" "I present androginously!" well I forgot there was a presentation today and it's too late to put anything together

21st century fairy ring

bitches be like “i love milfs/dilfs 🤪” and then get mad when someone over 30 is like. on the internet

Happy Easter.

Unmute!!