Kāmkwid Ŋrāɢweg

still remember how shocked the pharmacist was when i asked if i could get hydrocortisone cream. cowards and weaklings! in the old country you walk into the store and buy it. this must be how people from countries like peru see all of us, running scared from the plant that makes their morning cup of tea. we've got to correct that. it's a matter of national honor. our civilization can't be getting mogged by fucking peru. we have got to legalize cocaine

those people have no idea what to do if you approach them with anything but a prescription

why is this summer feeling like small times? insensate violence happening at narrow removes, jesus freaks, electronic music, general feeling of everyone regressing in competence and everything receding

it is a world cup year also, but football also feels oppressively more present than usual

i could live on bangers and mash if they worked out a way to put vegetables in it

you can just put vegetables in the mashed potato. you don't even have to call it stammpot or think about dikes