Nox

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

they should teach u how to use twin daggers in school

Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

More people should be doing this

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

hey man can i come over and eat sour cream and onion chips in your bed and wipe my hands on your blanket and pillows

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

i haven't heard that song. i only listen to cds i steal out of unlocked cars

Food and stuff doesn’t have the chance of miraculously turning into $1,000,000

evil infodumping where you just tell lies