stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[flushed and bashful] wait, really? [kicks feet cutely] the bell tolls for me? [looks away shyly] w-wow... [blushes]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

If you play classical music to a vegetable then it grows bigger but if you play drum and bass to a baby then it runs out of the womb in a full sprint

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

This pic feels like I’m playing for my life

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

Still not what I want