Straightman in the reverse isekai.

i dont want wholesome nonbinary characters give that motherfucker a gun

I think it’s just really funny that Arthur just a) does not know or b) does not care about the Guinevere/lancelot affair especially when you smash cut over to Cornwall and Mark is doing tom and jerry levels of scheming to try and kill Tristan. Mark is forging letters from the pope and chasing Tristan off cliffs and meanwhile Arthur’s just like “I love you lancelot 😁 you’re such a good knight and Guinevere thinks so too”

Yet another day of getting a new follower on my sideblog, checking their profile, and finding myself in their DNI.

if you replaced this with any exotic mammalian pet (imagine this reading ‘my 5 foxes’), there would be a huge outcry and an understanding that whatever attack to this dude’s face occurs, it’s deserved. exotic ‘pets’ that fall outside of that category (reptiles, amphibians, birds, even debatably small mammals) can’t inflict as much damage in most cases, so harassing them to the point that they attack is ‘cute’ and good for a clickbait video. disturbing stuff.

if i die and if i get to an afterlife, i'll ask whoever the CEO of that afterlife is to resurrect me for a few hours just so that i can write a paper on the political system in said afterlife.

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

can you even imagine how fucking furious you would be if your uncle who married your mother a month after your father’s death proceeded not only to wrestle the throne from your grasp but publicly humiliate you in front of the court that is supposed to be yours about how you’re grieving your father? that it’s unmanly and pathetic to still mourn him after a month? and then tells you he’s only saying this because he loves you? and he thinks you shouldn’t go back to school, just stay here, where you can be together with your family and always be surveilled? the elsinore court really is a prison hamlet is so right

hamlet standing there tasting blood in his mouth while everyone around him admires how kind and benevolent claudius is toward his ungrateful nephew. i would not typically ascribe the virtue of self control to hamlet but it’s kind of incredible it took him 5 acts to kill him

Wow. I am so happy you had that experience. I hope more of your friends are like that, and that he continues to learn and share with others

The think about Le Morte d"Arthur is that its really fucking long and while I was reading it I spent the whole time complaining about how fucking long it was, like how could this possibly be an abridgement, its over 1000 pages. And then you start reading the vulgate and realize that it really, really is an abridgement.