Cats And Chocolate Are My God

Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

criticism this criticism that... i dont care!! this show was made for ME. it has a target audience of One (1) and that is Me. its campy and funny and a breath of fresh air, i love everyone!!! could it have been better? sure, why not!! but fuck it!! its good for me and thats all that matters!!

marvel really told the toxic overgrown crybabies of the fandom to go fuck themselves and i heavily respect it

there are people out there who have never had to suffer seeing that image of ewan mcgregor with his hair in pigtails and the word fragile stamped on his tit

Scottish Joker

Really fucked up to find out the assumptions Dan hadn't released any new projects because covid fucked him over were inaccurate, as apparently Youtube actively screwed him and managed to fuck his career over more than an actual epidemic. Capitalism really ruins everything

Dan saying that his show was turned down because they were moving in a different direction, towards reality type stuff, when earlier he and Phil had been turned down for their reality show concepts because YouTube wanted scripted shows…… my heart fucking shattered.

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

see, this is how you inform without guilt-tripping

Mad scientists are great and I adore the lab aesthetic but where is the love for unhinged field work scientists. You drive down a backroad in the middle of the night and your headlights illuminate someone crouched down in the woods completely covered in mud holding five toads in a net. You’re hiking in the remote mountains and there’s some guy perched on a cliff that should be impossible to get to ranting about rocks, they’re gone when you glance back. You’re hanging out by the river one day and see a fully clothed person walk out of the water like Godzilla and they immediately start recording something on a clipboard while muttering to themselves about salamander populations. Feral Science. Degree in being a cryptid

3. He's allergic to bees

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

tumblr is fun because people reblog the trans jesus post without a second thought but when someone tells a perfectly believable story it’s all “and everybody clapped”

how did she put the make up on her eye

i may be stupid

1- hes hoping people are wowed by big numbers and dont do the math 2- logically then he -should- be paying 10 times that if he paid at the same rate as his own workers 3- so he, by himself, should be paying in taxes roughly the GDP of portugal while keeping the vast ammount of his wealth but is pissy that he gives up even 5% like its a grave personal sacrifice that will hurt his plans