a bug or something

"Mary, read Rocky's search history"

having my tics be triggered by fireworks is funny as it is inconvenient cause why am I making more of the same loud annoying noise outside my window

I’m not trying to make fun of but the way I read this was like a Dog barking a something outside the window 🥱

I'll take it as a compliment, the dogs are so right for that

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

to have a parent like this

"all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like" 🥹🫶