Have you seen the tik tok trend where the girlfriend sends their boyfriend to the store to buy a made up menstrual product like a rechargeable tampon or something? If so and if you don’t mind !!! can you do that w iwaizumi, sakusa, & the twins? I literally think it’s so funny akdnskxn
HAIKYUU BOYS WHEN YOU SEND THEM TO THE STORE FOR FAKE MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS
characters - iwaizumi hajime, miya atsumu, miya osamu, sakusa kiyoomi
a/n - LMFAOOOOO this request fr your brain is huge i’m dying, i’m literally so happy w these like they’re so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3
☾ IWAIZUMI normally didn’t mind having to go and pick you up pads/tampons so when you asked him to buy you the “rechargeable tampon 300” he just shrugged and drove to the store with you, you said you had bad cramps and asked if you could stay in the car as he shrugged and gave your forehead a kiss “i’ll be back, make sure the doors are locked.” you tap away on your phone for a couple of minutes before you notice his figure stomping back to the car, also noticing that his face is RED and his eyes are on the ground. you try to stifle your giggles as he climbs into the car and just stares out the windscreen “did you get i-“ “no.” you bite your lip “i didn’t get it. i asked someone who works there and they laughed at me because it doesn’t exist.” your body is basically vibrating trying to hold in your laugh as he throws his head back with a groan and finally looks at you “you’ve lost cuddle privelages for that you know.” whining as he ends up being the one laughing.
☾ ATSUMU he always tried his best to be attentive when you were on your period so once you told him you’d give him cuddles if he went to the store to get you the “oochie cooch 3000” he just nodded because he likes cuddles. even took note of the product on his phone as he left you in the car as he went into the store, he’d already been away for around 10 minutes before your phone rang “baby a can’t find what ya want, av got a worker ‘nd yer on speaker it was oochie cooch 3000 right? ya need ta tell them i ain’t crazy!” you held in your giggles as you replied “‘tsumu it was just baby wipes i wanted what are you talking about?” you can basically hear the embarrassment in his voice over the phone “nuh ugh ya didn’t say that, a wrote it down! a swear ya asked for somethin’ else yer lyin’ it was the oochie cooch 3000 baby ya-“ you hung up on him as you laughed in the car, seeing him angrily stomp back to the car with his hood up, deliberately turning to look out the window to avoid your gaze. “did they not have it?” he whipped towards you so fast with a pout as he whined “we need ta find a new store, ‘m not goin’ back in there, ya owe me so many cuddles after that!”
☾ OSAMU didn’t really mind picking you up any sanitary products you needed, he tended to stock up on them before you ran out but you told him this one was new and only sold in this one store “rejuvacooch 3000” he just kind of nodded to himself as he repeated it back to himself a few times before zipping up his jacket and walking into the store, he was away for around 20 minutes before you seen his face grumpily coming back to the car, jacked zipped further up as he hid the bottom half of his face. coming into the door as he stared at you with a straight face “ya hate me don’t ya?” you pursed your lips as you stared back at him trying to not laugh “what do you mean?” his face remaining deadpan “a asked a worker if they had yer rejuvacooch and they said they don’t do it but because a love ya and never thought ma beloved s/o would be a traitor a said they were a liar, and they told me that ya should try a sex store instead.” tears basically came to your eyes as you slapped a hand over your mouth to hide your laugh “after that stunt ya just pulled, we’re getting food and yer payin’”
☾ SAKUSA still got a little shy when it came to buying menstrual products for you, as well as hating supermarket crowds but he was quick to convince if you pulled out the puppy dog eyes because he always had a soft spot for you behind his cold exterior. his hand gripped the steering wheel tightly as you told him for like the 19th time that you wanted a “super jumbo tampo with wings” as he ran a hand through his curls before putting his mask on and leaving the car. he was gone for around 10 minutes before you seen him coming back, you could basically see the dark aura radiating off of his body as he climbed back into the car, taking off his mask as he sat back as if he was frozen. “did they have any?” he just shook his head as his brows furrowed “i asked a worker, who then went to get two other workers before asking me to repeat it.” covering his face with his hands as he recalled the embarrassing memory, feeling his face burn as he grimaced “awwww ‘m sorry omi” trying to act sad through your giggles as he frowned at you “that’s sakusa to you brat.” your laugh echoed through the car as his blush grew brighter as he mumbled under his breath about how annoying you were - you definitely got him to forgive you with some pickled plums and offering to wash his hair for him.
