Life is cool

This also applies to leftover water from boiling spinach, potatoes, and hardboiled eggs, according to Reader’s Digest.

this definitely is an amazing thing to plants, it gives them a boost like NOTHING that can be bought in stores. ive had an orange plant that didnt bloom for years and then gave them some pasta/potato water twice a week, and now its blooming like crazy , pretty much over night. and plants that were looking kind of drawn are looking BEAUTIFUL!

Someone tell @serpentofeden666 this info, he may find it useful?

👍

criminalise golf

EXCEPT mini golf

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

I personally love “at least you’re almost done right?” The store is open until midnight and its 5:30 Karen. My shift just started.

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

sign me the fuck up

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

@every-story-is-worth-being-told this is the best possible post for you and martha :’D

obligatory plug for Takarazuka’s various productions of Elizabeth, but mostly my favorite years (1994 and 2007)

why do some of yall have to be so blatantly not nice for no apparent reason other than catering to some ugly ass aesthetic and/or internet persona you built for yourself

youre not “cynical” and “real” youre just a pain to be around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯