yeet skeet

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

is this a whole foods review

i fucking love this so muchn 

Ex fucking cuse me?

fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical

I would be so pissed…

*hisses*

*gently steers Valla back to her books and brings her ginger and lemon tea*

*allows herself to be lead but is still glaring daggers*

I know, I know. It’s evil. Read something and relax. Drink your tea.

*grumbles softly, picking up her book and snuggling into the pillows*

*tail wags* Yus!!

*settles behind her and carefully starts brushing, starting at the bottom and working up to prevent pulling, before carefully weaving it into a complicated Viking-style braid*

*closes eyes and enjoying the feeling of someone playing with my hair, letting out soft contented sighs*

u guys good?