many men walk around who should've plucked their own eyes out long ago

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

what happened to not shaving and free the nipple and sexual empowerment stuff like it died so badly in a horrific accident (fascism)

We used to have women freebleeding on the city streets in the name of feminism and now women are told to embrace their divine feminine by getting full body waxed and dressing like tradwives… what happened to us.

I'm so sick of this fucking world where women publicly degrade themselves and belittle their own humanity for men's sexual fantasy and we're all supposed to accept it as normal or else we're prudish PTA moms who need to stop clutching our pearls.

we're in this weird maga era where men are desperate to be seen as macho but also are soooo fucking whiney about it? they're like "we must return to manliness" while acting like a pathetic sopping wet dog begging for scraps. it's so intolerable. you can't drink soy milk but you can cry about your ex wife being mean on twitter?? men are intentionally more hostile than ever and then make begging for pussy a national news story?? whatever dude

woman with long acrylic nails: i shave for sensory reasons

they’re doing “is shaving feminist” discourse on twitter right now and we all know my thoughts on it. no need to do this again. but i will say. if our most “progressive/leftist feminist” women cannot wrap their heads around the concept of shaving being a tool of the patriarchy aimed to control women’s bodies that we should be ultimately working to discard. then maybe we should all just line up and sh**t ourselves. maybe there’s no hope for women after all.

like if we can’t rally against shaving what the fuck are we even doing anymore. genuinely.

it’s so interesting to see the ways feminism has been defanged and pacified in our broader culture. suddenly everything is about the individual woman instead of about the oppressive systems controlling us.

and of course you see this same logic being used to defend trad wives and right wing women, because feminism is about “the women’s right to choose” because what if she wants to be barefoot and pregnant at 14? did you ever consider that? you think you’re a better feminist than her, huh? what happened to girls supporting girls? so grim. so incredibly grim.

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