"One flesh, one end, bitch."

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

“the research definitively shows (biased belief that i have)!!” you obviously do not know the first thing about science and if you were a scientist you would flounder and fail and all of your colleagues would think you’re a stupid jackass. i think you’re a stupid jackass

“science shows that high body weight is unhealthy!” ok smart guy explain how body weight is related to hypertension. explain exactly which health hazards are related to body weight and how. explain the metabolic differences between visceral and subcutaneous fat. why don’t you come over here and explain how GLP-1 agonists work. if you know everything surely you know how type 2 diabetes develops and its effects on the body and wouldn’t mind explaining it to us. tell us all about type 2 diabetes incidence in people with low body weight and other risk factors aside from body weight. no come back please cite your sources. which labs’ research are you referring to? where does their funding come from? would you care to comment on how the decimation of public research funding has impacted metabolic health research? wait we need your wealth of knowledge to explain why low income is the strongest independent predictor of type 2 diabetes incidence

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone