Fuck Idk

The possibility of me emotionally reacting to air pressure changes, and my boyfriend having an allergic reaction to ground spores makes a funny concept. You know it's going to rain when the way he starts sneezing makes me want to tell him to shut the fuck up.

you ever be listening to music and go “wait i like this song” like obviously dude it’s on your playlist

What are you supposed to do when you're the type of bored where you don't want to do anything but there's nothing you can do about it either? It's 4 pm and there's five hours of day left and I don't want to sit through them.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what

I just heard a baby straight up actually say “Goo Goo Gaga.” Wow. Their famous catchphrase. That’d be like if you heard me say “Please” or “Thank you”

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

Vaguely irate, faintly nauseous, and ambiguously uncomfortable in a way where you can function and act normal, even though you'd much rather be face down on the ground doing the worm while shrieking like a banshee in a rock tumbler.

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes