A Collection of things that mean something.

Vincent Price & Joyce Jameson -

To be fair, a lot of the ones I got were

A) Children’s books I read over and over as a young fledgling

B) Books I read for either English class or my extra curricular Battle of the Books

C) The first book in a series I read front to back and back to front

D) Books that were just in the house or back if the classroom

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

- "What's with all the rubber ducks?" - "Well, it's sort of a secret, but we can tell the story."