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I get in theory why people complain about het ships or whatever, I get wanting to watch queer media I really do, but I guess where y’all lose me is like. I saw some asshole on a post about Sinners complaining it was “hetslop”—this person was specifically doing so while also claiming Remmick was a queer character and thus they were justified in caring more about him than the Black protagonists. which is a whole other disgusting can of worms that has been well addressed by others at this point. but even in the absence of that part of the argument, like, no, i actually don’t think that a hunger for queer stories is an especially good excuse to deride and dismiss a piece of landmark Black filmmaking, especially as a non-Black person. I have a post that’s been going around encouraging folks to engage with more Native stories and characters, and I had someone come onto that post saying in the tags that they’d need these stories to be queer in order to care. and I just think that, you know, sucks! like obviously as a queer Native I also want to see more of those stories too. but idk how else to put it other than to say that Black people and people of color shouldn’t have to be like you in order for you to care about our narratives and experiences. and I think some of y’all are using this disdain for heterosexuality as a cover for your unexamined racial biases. it’s not okay to be racist to people just because those people happen to be straight, and you continue to be white before you are queer.
on an even more basic level than that, also, I simply just think some of y’all NEED to learn how to interact with media and storytelling without ships and fandom in mind. like if not being able to write fic about two men kissing is genuinely going to be a dealbreaker for you I think that’s actually something you need to work on within yourself because at that point I think you’re no longer really interacting with art and themes and narrative so much as just kind of playing with toys. which is, like, fine I guess. have fun. but it wouldn’t kill you to disengage from that from time to time. especially if would allow you to actually appreciate rich and deeply moving cultural stories from communities of color that you desperately need to learn how to see as human
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I think it's already implied in canon but I believe Doofenshmirtz would know how to cook traditional Druselstein dishes and would raise Vanessa on those traditional foods. Idk the thought just gives me the warm fuzzies
Imagine Heinz being a stay home dad who cooking fresh homemade bread and stuff almost every day . Imagine him calling his sourdough starter "bread minions" and giggling like a witch when he cooks.
Awww lol
Narratively speaking, perryshmirtz has always been canon since the original pitch.
Let me explain.
Before I had a deeper understanding of Phineas and Ferb and it's production I wasn't sure how early Perry was written to be a secret agent. I never thought that much about it to be frank. I had vaugly assumed that the agent thing was just something they added on along the way (foolish of me to think). But it seems like Perry was imagined to be an agent AND a pet first. He was always going to be both.
Let me show you something
These are the original character designs, this was in the pitch packet they showed to multiple studios before Disney channel greenlit their show. Notice that Perry isn't being presented as a pet here, he's not even close to the boys. Allegedly, this one of the FIRST EVER drawings of Perry the Platypus. And he's being depicted staring very directly at "Mittelshirtz".
If we look deeper, THIS is the Perry card in the pitch packet, where they would pitch Perry as a character
He's introduced as an agent. The pictures behind him show him with Mittelshirtz
I cannot stress enough these are EARLY production drawings. These were made in the 90s. The show was picked up around 2006. It took roughly 14 years for Phineas and Ferb to get picked up by a studio.
Okay so why is this important??
Perry the Platypus was written for Doofenshmirtz. Perry was always going to be a pet secret Agent. Perry was created WITH Doofenshmirtz. They weren't individually created. THEY. WHERE. WRITTEN. FOR. EACH OTHER!!!!
What does this have to do with Perryshmirtz?
In the canon, as early as season 1 Perry and Doofenshmirtz are established as nemises. Episode 7, establishes that their relationship goes beyond the basic definition of nemesis. Nemisis is an innuendo. Nemesis is, albeit unintentionally, queer coded. They were always written to be each others' foils.
Perry and Doofenshmirtz being created for each other establishes a status quo they set in their pitch. The special formula they use to write episodes. It's flexible, but the show will ALWAYS be structured with this formula in mind.
It's why Perry can't have a girlfriend. He's written for Doofenshmirtz. A girlfriend would disrupt that status quo. It's why they're nemises in the future when they're old. It's why they're nemises in different timelines and universes. It's why Doofenshmirtz's life will always involve Perry the Platypus regardless if he's doing evil or not.
Narratively speaking, they are literally soulmates. Phineas and Ferb will always be up to something and Perry and Doofenshmirtz will always thwart each other.
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since you've compiled moments where heinz is the possessive one... could we possibly get ones of perry being the jealous/possessive one? 👀
OH NONNIE I GIGGLED
Let's start with the basics 🙏🏼🙏🏼:
Their entire B-Plot in About Time:
Including their legendary first break up song where Perry started staring into puddles like a disney princess with a falshback montage:
(Here's an extended Alt):
Which led to Perry getting pissed off whenever Heinz is in Seattle without telling him (Meapless in Seattle):
And eventually Perry getting pissed off when Heinz got kidnapped by Peter's situationship and rushing to go save him in Seattle again. (Lost in Danville) (Yes, Perry is not the hugest fan of Seattle)
Heinz ended giving Mystery relationship advice and Peter got to meet Mystery's parents :)
Im running out of the picture limit. I can't find the one where Perry got upset when Heinz brought up the babe Inator, but here is Perry getting upset when Mono's speculating about Heinz's new date:
Perry being an overprotective asshole who won't let Heinz do missions during OWCA files:
Some fucking merch content of all things:
Perry being really sad and reaching for Heinz during their SECOND break up arc in Milo Murphy's Law:
Sending a card that was probably his equivalent to falling on knees grovelling:
Damn did I forget to tell you Perry takes pictures, edits, and keeps a whole stash of his photos with Doof in his wallet? Must've slipped my mind:
Anyway. The misunderstanding in MML was because Perry ends up being Time Industries' (Heinz future business endeavor as the Founder of Time Travelling) first and largest shareholder. He cashes in every penny made in overtime for Heinz to build his company back up.
Dan Povenmire stitched this chibi shorts episode as one SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR A "Specific subset of the Phineas and Ferb fandom" spoiler alert: apparently Perry's less upset about Heinz going around kissing people when it's Perry he's kissing.
Here's a short where Perry is apparently less cool about Heinz getting beat up when its someone else beating him up:
And here's a lil bonus Perry getting upset by a fake platypus Baljeet made when he went missing:
This is a very, VERY limited list, including moments of Perry being Fucking Whipped. I have carefully redacted moments of:
-Perry being sweet
-Perry being supportive
-Them being domestic
-Perry being so, so, so incredibly fond of Heinz
-Perry trusting Heinz with his life.
-Perry being sure Heinz doesn't have a life outside of him, anyway.
And in fact i am sure i have missed a lot more out of canon content. Perry being codependent, possessive, protective and jealous is common knowledge at this point. I've made a post before where Perry the Second Dimension proves that Perry has control Issues and an insecurity of being easily replaced by his loved ones, excaberted by Francis' frequent threats of relocating him at the drop of a hat.
Tldr: Perry suffers from down bad-ism and if you look at Heinz too long he is liable to commit violence ♥️♥️♥️