if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Megan thee stallion needs a girlfriend/wife and that’s the only solution. Any man she’s ever been seen with in the public eye has played in her face. A bitch like me would wear a CHASITY BELT for Megan until she got back home to ME