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why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

the monkeys like it

#pogchimp

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

It fucking killed him before he could finish this post

The content I’m here for

who is he

gromit calls you gay asmr

2020 for me has just been “am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism” and I’m really getting tired of it

god creating lil nas x

How is the caption more hilarious than the comic

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me