Trash Dove Must Be Stopped

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

tag your friend and just go to fucking town

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background