bogos binted? 👽

gonna start saying bazinga instead of gesundheit. who fucking cares

gonna start saying kachow instead of thank you. who fucking cares

happy two years of bazinga

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

Man sees crab for the first time.