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gonna start saying bazinga instead of gesundheit. who fucking cares
gonna start saying kachow instead of thank you. who fucking cares
happy two years of bazinga
four years of bazinga

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Which creature crawls in its infancy, walks on two legs for the majority of its life barring disability, and often requires a cane to assist with mobility in its old age?
Can YOU solve the Riddle of the Sphinx????
āThe answer is: āA Manā,ā said the Sphinx. āNow, donāt put up a fight, please, it releases unpleasant chemicals into the bloodstream.ā
Teppic backed away from a slashing paw. 'Hold on, hold on,ā he said. 'What do you mean, a man?ā
'Itās easy,ā said the Sphinx. 'A baby crawls in the morning, stands on both legs at noon, and at evening an old man walks with a stick. Good, isnāt it?ā
Teppic bit his lip. 'Weāre talking about one day here?ā he said doubtfully.
There was a long, embarrassing silence.
'Itās a wossname, a figure of speech,ā said the Sphinx irritably, making another lunge.
'No, no, look, wait a minute,ā said Teppic. 'Iād like us to be very clear about this, right? I mean, itās only fair, right?ā
'Nothing wrong with the riddle,ā said the Sphinx. 'Damn good riddle. Had that riddle for fifty years, sphinx and cub.ā It thought about this. 'Chick,ā it corrected.
'Itās a good riddle,ā Teppic said soothingly. 'Very deep. Very moving. The whole human condition in a nutshell. But youāve got to admit, this doesnāt all happen to one individual in one day, does it?ā
'Well. No,ā the Sphinx admitted. 'But that is self-evident from the context. An element of dramatic analogy is present in all riddles,ā it added, with the air of one who had heard the phrase a long time ago and rather liked it, although not to the extent of failing to eat the originator.
'Yes, but,ā said Teppic crouching down and brushing a clear space on the damp sand, 'is there internal consistency within the metaphor? Letās say for example that the average life expectancy is seventy years, okay?ā
'Okay,ā said the Sphinx, in the uncertain tones of someone who has let the salesman in and is now regretfully contemplating a future in which they are undoubtedly going to buy life insurance.
'Right. Good. So noon would be age 35, am I right? Now considering that most children can toddle at a year or so, the four legs reference is really unsuitable, wouldnāt you agree? I mean, most of the morning is spent on two legs. According to your analogyā he paused and did a few calculations with a convenient thighbone- 'only about twenty minutes immediately after 00.00 hours, half an hour tops, is spent on four legs. Am I right? Be fair.ā
'Well-ā said the Sphinx.
'By the same token you wouldnāt be using a stick by six p.m. because youād be only, er, 52,ā said Teppic, scribbling furiously. 'In fact you wouldnāt really be looking at any kind of walking aid until at least half past nine, I think. Thatās on the assumption that the entire lifespan takes place over one day which is, I believe I have already pointed out, ridiculous. Iām sorry, itās basically okay, but it doesnāt work.ā
'Well,ā said the Sphinx, but irritably this time, 'I donāt see what I can do about it. I havenāt got any more. Itās the only one Iāve ever needed.ā
'You just need to alter it a bit, thatās all.ā
'How do you mean?ā
'Just make it a bit more realistic.ā
'Hmm.ā The Sphinx scratched its mane with a claw.
'Okay,ā it said doubtfully. 'I suppose I could ask: What is it that walks on four legsāā
'Metaphorically speaking,ā said Teppic.
'Four legs, metaphorically speaking,ā the Sphinx agreed, 'for aboutāā
'Twenty minutes, I think we agreed.ā
'Okay, fine, twenty minutes in the morning, on two legsāā
'But I think calling it in āthe morningā is stretching it a bit,ā said Teppic. 'Itās just after midnight. I mean, technically itās the morning, but in a very real sense itās still last night, what do you think?ā
A look of glazed panic crossed the Sphinxās face.
'What do you think?ā it managed.
'Letās just see where weāve got to, shall we? What, metaphorically speaking, walks on four legs just after midnight, on two legs for most of the dayāā
'Barring accidents,ā said the Sphinx, pathetically eager to show that it was making a contribution.
'Fine, on two legs barring accidents, until at least suppertime, when it walks with three legsāā
'Iāve known people use two walking sticks,ā said the Sphinx helpfully.
'Okay. How about: when it continues to walk on two legs or with any prosthetic aids of its choice?ā
The Sphinx gave this some consideration.
'Ye-ess,ā it said gravely. 'That seems to fit all eventualities.ā
āPyramids, Terry Pratchett
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Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
some of you MUST be making up guys.
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Currently investigating a crime my cat committed in my apartment. Mild blood tw under the cut
The crime scene:
Blood spatter on only one side of watering can. Splatter appears to be moving upwards from underside of the spout. Distinct paw marks. Small blood trail leaving from scene towards other window, then towards the couch.
The culprit:
Found red-pawed, sleeping in rainbow sunbeams on said couch. Blood on paw appears to be external and not due to injury. No remorse found.
The victim: Still under investigation.
Trail of blood leads to couch, but no body found. Possibly eaten.
Second cat found hiding under couch. Possible victim. Doesnāt seem the type to be co-conspirator. Will need to get statement and check for injuries.
@help-help-i-need-an-adult we've got raspberries fresh off the press!
My fave brand of Chocolate Guy's acts of Clowning on God is making fruit out of fruit. Not even chocolate, just straight up taking a fruit and using alchemy to make it into Fruit 2.0 as if to prove he's not playing god anymore, he's straight up commiting acts of primordial creation. Love that for him.

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Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe
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fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try
I woke up in the morning and everything was different
REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

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*Looking through my drafts of controversial takes I was too scared to post in case my mutuals got mad at me, nodding* I was so real for not saying this