mister sandman

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

gnomes keep going on joyrides with their tricked out berrycars with the loud engines and I just cannot get enough sleep. I've set up an array of taut ankle height piano wires throughout my berry bushes which will hopefully sort out the issue quick

girl at the dyke night said I look like I use Linux what the hell