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every time I go to a sports bar and grill for lunch in Ohio I feel like I'm assimilating into a degenerate and hitlerian culture

new seeking derangements guest is a former copy writer the more he talks about his job the more I'm like yeah buddy you deserve to have that shit automated by AI

people complain about aspiring musical theater people who burst into song being annoying all the time but rarely do you see the focus turned on another menace of the social gathering - people athletic enough to do standing backflips.

fucked up panic nightmare about my cat I left behind

tfw new sex toy delivered tomorrow

I'm not like other kids - I don't think burps are funny, I like dark chocolate, and I'd much rather read my collection of Calvin and Hobbes than watch SpongeBob

you ever catch yourself starting to get Crazy Feelings over a completely banal or mundane interaction with another person and then like use your words to communicate and cut off the Crazy Spiral. best feeling in the world.

made a girl smile and kick her feet because I knew about the shia celebration of karbala

xbabies acting like physical media is some sort of real ownership fetish when the real pc wizards know files are superior and drm is the issue.