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tfw new sex toy delivered tomorrow

I'm not like other kids - I don't think burps are funny, I like dark chocolate, and I'd much rather read my collection of Calvin and Hobbes than watch SpongeBob

you ever catch yourself starting to get Crazy Feelings over a completely banal or mundane interaction with another person and then like use your words to communicate and cut off the Crazy Spiral. best feeling in the world.

made a girl smile and kick her feet because I knew about the shia celebration of karbala

xbabies acting like physical media is some sort of real ownership fetish when the real pc wizards know files are superior and drm is the issue.

there really is something in the water here every time I see little hints of current discourse or posters I see insane unique brainrot.

the same way cis gay guy sexual culture is historically shaped by decades of being mostly accessable through anonymous hookups or secluded nightlife due to material circumstances transbian sexual culture has been shaped by the preponderance of e-dating due to material factors

unfortunately the evidence is coming together to suggest that the Minecraft beta 1.7.3 people were right about hunger and combat changes really slowing down the gameplay and the bloated progression system holding back actual sandbox play

it used to be that pseudointellectualism was often a class marker but now anyone can find YouTube videos referencing French philosophers and using academic language but instead it'll be used to analyze like tiktok fashion trends or clavicular

being almost 30 is dialectical becauseas your tastes and values maybe you also have moments of like "if I don't take a low dose edible and play with a train set I'm going to shrivel into a raisin"

there's just something about getting a bottle of wine to cook with that makes me want to binge drink

dating a woman who has onion and garlic as an ibs trigger has basically been my home cooking 9/11

hate when I talk about stuff to people who don't know me that well and they're like "omg I love when people infodump" bitch that wasn't infodumping I'm just well read + smart + beautiful you haven't seen infodumping yet.