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This praying mantis standing its groundÂ
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The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it
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OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WEâRE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DONâT LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTÂ
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAMEÂ FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTERâS GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICKÂ ONEÂ YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandomÂ
So uhâŚ.. fun fact about turquoise
They come in varying degrees of blue and green.
THIS IS TUMBLR
Lmao
[Image ID: an photograph showing an unidentified marcher carrying a sign which reads: "We don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive". The coloring of the letters reflects the trans flag. End ID.]
Sigh.
For those of you who like to visualise these things, that's roughly enough to fill this bucket:
the content creators are at it again, creating content.
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i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementineÂ
God SAME.
It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like âyeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with itâ or âcarrots have tons of carbs theyâre basically sugarâ
And Iâm just like for real? I canât have a baby carrot with ranch? I canât have some fucking grapes? If the only truly âââpureâââ food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin Iâd quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.
Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesnât mean itâs bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for likeâŚyour body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just donât dip a clementine in ranch
Iâm gonna dip a clementine in ranch.
Why do you hate Jesus
Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.
I had to Google it to confirm, but yepâŚ
This beautiful painting using the Yin and Yang symbols              Â
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I did neither, thatâs okay too.
Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into "if you have any money at all, you're evil and part of the problem"
Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism
John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism
The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy
Don't let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy
The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies
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Always get your gear checked by a professionalÂ
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I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they donât want âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ the comments on this post on fb were So bad
Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.
Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking youâre a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.
I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.
âHaha, thatâll TEACH my wife!!â
Dude, youâre supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.
#marie kondo your marriage
Donât put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest⌠well⌠treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a âteaching moment.â
âHoney come here. Iâm sorry. I didnât realize you didnât know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.â
And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.
If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, âno, you shouldnât be embarrassed by this. Itâs okay to admit you donât know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.â And continue in as much inane detail as possible.
If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say âgood try, but letâs reviewâ and then do it all over again.
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
-Â Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis
Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers
Heâs coming to boop you
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