phantom pain

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

you might be totally correct that your ship would be narratively satisfying. I don't know, I'm not watching your show. Whether your ship is likely to happen on the show is a whole different question to whether it's satisfying, because the show is being sold to Netflix or Amazon or the BBC, and they are purchasing a show they think they can market to a particular demographic and that demographic isn't you, the nightmarishly online tumblr user. The show is being made for marketability to a constructed average viewer. It is being funded with that audience in mind. This art is being made to commission, and commissioned art is art, but at some point you have to stop expecting the Church to commission a statue of Lucifer fucking St Michael. It might be narratively satisfying, but that's just not what they're paying for.

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

there are entire versions of me hidden in old playlists

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

ok computer show me men in pain

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"