eve just wanted to know shit

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

people love to point to a transfem and go "i've decided you're going to hurt someone. therefore it is my moral imperative to actually hurt you first, to protect the lives of the hypothetical people i've decided you might hurt one day. what do you mean you're the victim in this situation, think of the children i made up that you might be preying on!!" and then genuinely think they're not a transmisogynist just because they throw out a "trans rights" somewhere every once and a while

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]