hobbi tercümanlık

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

hold on i have to do everything

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

washing machine time to human time converter online

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

ⓘ Ræd: þenden siwast, þu canst onlucan unhire siwian þurh gelosende þin nædle ahwær in þin bedde

‮ⓘ עצה: בעתֿ דו נייסט קענסטו אויפֿשליסן מוראדיקע נייען דורך פֿארלירן דיין נאדל ערגעצוואו אין בעט

ⓘ Cave: cum suas, potes pavendam sutelam invenire tuam acum alicubi tuo in lecto perdendo.

[unleashes the tiger] alright class be careful its real

my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

hey check it out guys, free 5

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was tired

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?