The Ones You Light Your Fires To Keep Away

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

That’s just a picture of tiddies if you all your chakras were open you’d be able to see it

official boob post

@theshitpostcalligrapher

it’s so funny that dracula mailed himself to london. stamp on the crate. crate on the boat. they’ll never suspect a thing.

sekiro is fun because it has the first souls protag with an established personality and backstory, which allows us to have the first souls protag whose life fucking sucks for reasons completely unrelated to living in a souls game. ashina is beautiful but sekiro lives in his own personal hell. yeah, the fact that he can die from being hit with shit from a butt launched by a giant ape is because hes a souls protag, but he also gets hit by his dad a lot too. he doesnt get yummy estus soup, he has to drink medicine that is explicitly stated to taste and smell bad, and the way he levels them up is by focusing on how shit it tastes and smells. worry not, tho! he can follow it up with delicious handfuls of loose, uncooked rice. he can speak for himself in non-plot essential conversations, which means the player doesnt even have to touch the controller for him to fumble a bad bitch! literally the first npc conversation you can overhear is people calling him pathetic. the game starts with him #girlrotting in a hole he could easily escape but doesnt care enough to do so. hes an orphan of war. his adoptive dad tried to kill him. truly he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there