The Eyes in the Mist

The whole slowpoke tail thing fucks me up because there was a whole plot point in johto about team rocket cutting off the tails of slowpoke so obviously we can assume it must have hurt the slowpoke. They don't like it. So imagine my surprise when doing the restaurant challenge in xy seeing the throw away line about slowpoke soup caught me off guard. So they retconned the slowpoke tail like "it's okay because the slowpokes can't feel pain and it grows back :) sometimes the tails even fall of on their own :)" fucked up you can feed curry with slowpoke tail to your slowpoke in galar. So it's vegan if you find a tail on the floor? But not buying the package product? Do you wanna kiss

I genuinely thought it was supposed to be the pokemon world version of shark fin soup. The slowpoke can't live without their tails (don't they use it for fishing??!?) but I guess not. Instead we have sharpedo for the shark fin soup allegory

Where is my kiss

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce