The Eyes in the Mist

I've seen this on pinterest and someone has printed out and framed it which is so surreal. I don't remember literally any context behind making this. at the time we'd never even seen so much as a Jerma clip. the most we've seen to date are a few compilations. hamcore jerma edit.

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

i am neither breaking the cycle nor continuing the loop but a secret third thing

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

My issue with sex is I talk a big game and make people think I’m this huge freak and then when it’s time to have sex I’m like an injured bird you have to rehabilitate and teach to trust humans again