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Imagine how great a PnF pride episode would be. Phineas and Ferb's big invention for the day is to make a very elaborate pride parade for Danville. Candace gets ready to bust them once she sees them pull out construction materials in the yard but once she is informed it's for a pride parade she's less upset (but still intent on getting mom to see) except Linda is at a pride arts and crafts event so when the parade goes by she doesn't see it. The backyard gang sings a song during the parade about being yourself ORRR love handel does because love handel is totally gay come on... Meanwhile Perry shows up to Doofenshmirtz's house and is shocked when Doof has built a "color dull-inator" and Perry is very concerned because he's afraid Doof will shoot it at the pride parade. However Doof clarifies that this is completely unrelated to the pride parade and he just wants to shoot it at his brother because Roger is wearing a bright and ugly outfit and Doofenshmirtz is very jealous of this (his parents never let HIM wear bright and ugly outfits as a kid) so Doof and Perry have their usual fight. Maybe he tries to shoot his inator before it self destructs,but it hits some random colorful bird and turns it boring LOL Doof is thwarted and he's like CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS but at least his lair has a great view of the parade. Candace and Linda both miss the parade because Linda is too invested in her arts and crafts and Candace won't stop trying to physically drag her mom out of the building. The parade ends and someone from a neighboring city asks if they can use it for their own pride and Phineas is like "sure, we're done with these floats, you can have them!" so by the time Linda and Candace finally go outside the parade has ended. Perry shows up again holding a little pride flag in his mouth and everyone thinks it's cute. Episode ends. Do you guys see the vision

i think major monograms wife and charlene should lez out … as a treat

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway