To The Haru Over There With The Hella Good Hair

c*rter h*rt is the worst goalie in stanley cup finals history, pass it on

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

nice wound. Could use some salt though

it’s still unreal how much this website hated the oilers in 2024. you guys really looked at a team with matthew tkachuk and sam bennett on it and said yepppp. these are the good guys for sure. and tbf i don’t think you should be allowed to backpedal now if you cheered for them then, kicking off mtkachuk’s multi year maga victory tour was exactly what you wanted!

if I have to see one more tweet comparing a real life hockey player with their own personality and life story to a heated rivalry character…. 💣