Transing Genders all the time

and are happy now Poof! u untired very

The most important part of tapping into raw and unfettered arcane power is to have fun and be yourself. 😌

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

a blood moon rises over vatican city

bad ass werewolf cardinals are running amok

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

hey man do you mind if i bring my friend Apparition of the Headless Corpse to tonight's smoke sesh? i know he sounds scary but honestly he's a total dope soul once you get past his appearance and also the inhuman shrieking and aura of pure liquid fear which penetrates every fiber of your being

like after that he's really chill

Putting giant googly eyes on my wizard tower just to see how adventurers react.

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

wuhoh

@wizard-council-bureaucrat you outlaw Summon Ketamine Ape for five minutes and someone invents Summon Cocaine Shark

this is actually just in sharks nature, no, we’ve been desperately trying to keep them away from their real addiction: Wall Street Stock Brokerage

@- ing someone on social media is a type of summoning, it may work, it may not. But if it does work and the summoning you used was rude, you can’t be shocked that you summoned a demon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

WIZARD PSA: Actually, there's one good wizard who always tells the truth, one evil wizard who always lies, and one wizard clown who can do either.

And there's me, the wizard that transes your gender