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Starscream: With all due respect, which is none,

Rodimus: Am I going too far? Ultra Magnus: No, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to intergalactic court.

Brainstorm: Have you ever worked with a tool before? Perceptor: I'm working with one now

Rodimus: Cats sleep all day and they are "so cute" Rodimus: Yet when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed" and "should get help"

Starscream: "Defend your thesis"? Why are you attacking my thesis?

Ratchet: *hugs Rodimus* Rodimus: *not moving* I'm very lost and afraid Ratchet: As you should be

Prowl: I am not interested in discourse. I am right.

Ratchet: ...you doing alright? Drift: I don't like to be negative. Ratchet: Yeah, well. You're bleeding a lot. Drift: If anything, I see this as an opportunity for self-improvement.

Kup, to Hot Rod: Don’t pog at me young man

Tailgate: What a beautiful day! Tailgate: Isn't it a beautiful day? I think it is. Whirl: Cyclonus texted you good morning, didn't he? Tailgate: With a heart emoji~

Rodimus: My biggest talent is being stress Optimus: Don't you mean stressed? Rodimus: No Ultra Magnus, tired: No

First Aid: Start with a compliment. Tell him he looks thin. Ratchet, to Drift: You seem malnourished

Optimus: Rodimus you’re like a son to me Rodimus: I am your son

Thunderclash, crying to Rodimus: You're really hot and it's ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time

Rodimus: I'm a very private person Some Bot: Hi Rodimus: So I'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before I get into the real bad stuff--

Rodimus: Apparently trying to find the Knights of Cybertron isn't a valid excuse for destroying the Matrix and I should "leave it to the professionals" Rodimus: Well, the professionals suck

Rodimus: Arguing with me is pointless. The grass is blue for me as long as it irritates you.