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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally

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Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.

[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]

Ratchet: No, you may not date them.

[They lower their hands]

*On the Nemesis*

Arcee: Where could that relic be???

Miko: Let's check the flight deck!

Jack: Nah, nah the call of the void is too much temptation for you Miko.

Arcee: “The call of the void”?

Jack: Uhhh, you guys don't have that?

Bulkhead: No, what is it?

Jack:

Miko:

Raf:

Jack: You explain it Raf, I'm not doing it.

Raf: What- why me??

Jack: You're the smart one.

Raf: I-....

Raf: One of these days that excuse is not going to work anymore.

Bumblebee: (⁠・^・)???

Raf: Well Bee it's… kinda dark to talk about.

Miko: If you don't explain it I will.

Raf: *Sigh* The “call of the void” or L’appel du vide as the original French phrase it was translated from is a psychological instinct where humans feel compelled to throw themselves into “the void.”

The autobots: 🤨?

Raf: Aka want to jump off of really tall things that would definitely kill us or do other dangerous stuff.

Arcee: W-WHAT??! WHY DO HUMANS HAVE AN INSTINCT TO DO THAT!??!

Raf: It's theorized that it's supposed to remind ours brain not to do things to hurt us or others.

Bulkhead: Your processer has to remind you not to do that?????

Miko: Yep! :D

Bulkhead: That's some Unicron type scrap.

Jack: I mean he is our planet.

The autobots: ....

Arcee: I need to start drinking again.

Soundwave: You’re lucky you just have one. As a carrier of six... [sounds of explosion in the background] Soundwave: ...five sparklings. It’s a full-time thing, but it’s not all that. Just mostly bad Knockout: Breakdown: Rumble, limping: It’s okay, dad. I’m alive. Soundwave: Oh, yay

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Rodimus: Fuck, marry, kill: Optimus Prime—

Megatron: All three, in that order.

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some assorted tfa incorrect quotes

tfp!human!au:

optimus: - so, how do you think, what is the biggest waste of money?

arcee:

arcee: - children.

Rodimus: Uh, I think I got your lunch. (holds up a note that reads “I am very proud of you. Love, Ratty”) Drift: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me (holds up a note that reads “Be good. For the love of Primus, please be good”).

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