The thing about Ramona Flowers for a lot of young boys isn't that they want her (dating, sex, etc), they want to be her. In her cool, confident, aloof nature she's not the ideal woman to desire, but an idea woman to be. In this line of thinking, Scott himself follows, entirely enamored by yet effectively wanting nothing but her company. He stands in stark contrast to Ramona's evil exes, this is because he is a gigantic fucking egg.
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Strap in, because this is a long post. I placed it below the cut because of this.
An inkling's bipedal anatomy is extremely different from most sapient invertebrates; even amongst fellow mollusks. They possess a total of 10 limbs, though only four of them are actually functional.
The others are located on the head, and are used both for display (they're covered in a large density of chromatophores, iridiphores, and photophores) and fat storage. They've lost almost all of their muscle mass and nerves, and cannot be moved.
At the tips of their fingers and does they posses chitinous hooks, often called claws, which are sharp, hooked structures mainly intended for gripping. These hooks are normally sheathed within the hook slits, where they can be extended at the pressurization of a small sac that sits just behind it in the fingertip.
Near the heel of the foot is a larger toe, which is called the spur toe. Within this toe is a particularly large, sharp hook, which is used mainly for fighting instead of gripping.
An inkling's preferred method of fighting is to grip their opponent with their front hooks, and then slice with their spur hook and bite with their beak.
The internal anatomy, though with stranger positioning due to the unique shape, is quite similar to most mollusks.
Arguably, the most important organ is the brain. The inkling brain is enclosed in a cartilaginous head capsule and includes two large optic lobes. This is because vision is very important to Inklings. Up to 65 per cent of the brain is devoted to processing visual information.
Within their brain are two statoliths. Each statolith is a small calcareous structure which sits within a chamber called a statocyst. As the little bone moves around within the chamber according to gravity, the squid can work out which way is up, always allowing them to instinctively know which direction they're facing, even when falling. This is what allows squids to consistently land on their feet while superjumping.
Arguably the second most important is the ink sac. This is a large organ, over 7 times the volume of the stomach. The entire sac is lined with small ink glands, which produce ink and various pigments. These cells fill up, and once full, empty into the ink sac.
Ink is expelled through a tube that leads to the back of the neck, where there is a ruffle of skin called the ink gills.
There's also four other tubes that lead to a bunch of long, pressurized structures called atramentosses, or ink bones. The term "ink bone" or "boink" should not be misconstrued, as they're not actually made of bone, or solid at all.
However, the pressurized tubes instead provide muscle attachments and structural support similar to bones. These tubes are segmented, because they are pressurized so heavily that they cannot bend well, and if these joints didn't exist, limbs would not be able to bend.
These joints also prevent the entire inkling from depressurizing if one is punctured in an injury.
Inklings also posses a twin pair of lungs, which are lined with internal filaments resembling gills, and are extremely powerful. They're nearly twice as good at processing oxygen as a crustacean's lungs.
Between them, they have three hearts. The branchial hearts pump blood to the lungs, where oxygen is taken up. Blood then flows to the systemic heart, where it is pumped to the rest of the body. The systemic heart is made of three chambers: a lower ventricle and two upper auricles.
Beneath those is the digestive system. The squid's stomach is a small sac that connects to the stomach pouch or caecum. Digestion of food begins in the stomach. The caecum also performs some digestion and is the primary site of absorption of nutrients. Enzymes from the liver and pancreas help digestion.
Waste passes into the large intestine, a thick tube adjacent to the stomach pouch, then to the small intestine, and then empties into the rectum. The end of the digestive system is the anus, from which waste exits. Inklings are extremely efficient for carnivores, and absorb nutrients at a much higher rate than other species.
Finally, beneath that is the pouch and reproductive system, located near the bladder. The pouch is used to carry eggs, and the rest of the reproductive system varies between sexes.
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small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.
I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude
reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.
Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties aren’t when you’re getting old, that’s 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.
It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.
It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.
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This is about the sexiness of The Golden Girls but I really feel the need to remind the world of how fucking progressive this show was.
In the episode 72 hours, we find out Rose may have contracted AIDs during an emergency gallbladder surgery.
Rose: Why me, Blanche? I'm tired of pretending I feel okay so you won't say, 'Take it easy', and I'm tired of you saying 'Take it easy' because you're afraid I'm going to fall apart. Dammit, why is this happening to me? I mean, this isn't supposed to happen to people like me. You must've gone to bed with hundreds of men. All I had was one innocent operation.
Blanche: Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying this should be me and not you?
Rose: No! No, I'm just saying that I am a good person. Hell, I'm a goody-two-shoes!
Blanche: AIDS is not a bad person's disease, Rose, it is not God punishin' people for their sins!
In Isn't it romantic? we find out Dorothy's childhood best friend is a lesbian who recently lost her partner. She confesses she has feelings for Rose. Rose turns her down but makes it clear that she still wants to be friends even though she doesn't return those feelings.
Sophia: Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs.
Jean: Rose, about last night. I should never have said anything.
Rose: You only said what you were feeling.
Jean: It's just that this last year has been so difficult for me. Pat was the person I planned to spend the rest of my life with. And when she died, I just felt so terribly alone. Empty. I thought I could never care for anyone again. Until I met you. I just got very confused. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable.
Rose: Well, I have to admit that I don't understand these kinds of feelings. But if I did understand, if I were, you know, like you, I'd be very flattered and proud that you thought of me that way.
Ebbtide's Revenge gives us Phil's funeral, and Sophia addressing him wearing women's clothes.
Rose: So what if he was different? It's okay that you loved him.
Sophia: I did love him. He was my son, my little boy. But every time I saw him I wondered what I did, what I said, when was the day I did whatever I did to make him the way he was.
Angela Petrillo: What he was Sophia, was a good man.
Sister of the Bride, where Blanche's brother Clayton brings his boyfriend to town, because they're planning on getting married.
Blanche: Oh, look, I can accept the fact that he's gay, but why does he have to slip a ring on this guy's finger so the whole world will know?
Sophia: Why did you marry George?
Blanche: We loved each other. We wanted to make a lifetime commitment. Wanted everybody to know.
Sophia: That's what Doug and Clayton want, too. Everyone wants someone to grow old with. And shouldn't everyone have that chance?
There are so many episodes I could sit here and quote but this show is still so important. It isn't perfect, there are jokes that definitely don't land that I will not sit here and defend, but in the context of when it was created? This show is a fucking masterpiece and deserves respect for that.
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What if the fiancees from Ranma were just all a cute polycule and in love
I'm so happy that there's a ranma reboot ! Personally, I LOVE it, and I've been having such a fun time showing it to my partners. It's quite different from the first anime, but I feel that both of the anime adaptations are their own amazing take on the manga. The best thing that can come from this, is having more friends to talk about my favorite childhood manga series with!!! I wanna make more fan art SO BAD !
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
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