We Might Fly

I think all commonly given names should have two standard nicknames that have a completely different vibe from each other. Like one is cheery and the other is gothy, one variation is Sharp And Intimidating and the other one is cute and fluffy, one is sci-fi level modern-sounding and the other one is really old-school vintage vibe. Doesn't matter what the spectrums are, just as long as the vibes you get from the nicknames are totally different and fit completely different kinds of people. Like the way the name Charles can go two ways, being nicknamed "Charlie" or "Chuck".

Funny, I was just thinking about how people named Charlotte can be nicknamed Charlie or Lottie

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

system rep is so sparse and so often gutwrenchingly bad when actually intentional that I keep quite literally holding my breath during this movie any time a moment potentially implies that a character is part of a system. please please please please. we get Nothing PLEASE let this be Something just this once

the last time I thought I found some good system representation in media it ended with the host hitting a button to literally Delete The Rest Of His System in order to save the world from his Evil Alter. and this was all treated as a good thing. PLEASE let this be different. I'm really tired but I'll stay hopeful !

I hate when people say shit like "I was obviously in love with you, don't you see when I did z, y and z for you" when the other person thinks they were just friends. As if to say they wouldn't put the same effort into their platonic relationships. Cause this couldn't be me. I take my friendships very seriously. You have the flu? I'll be over in an hour with herbal tea. You just broke up with you partner? No need to sulk, let's go on a adventure day or a spa. You have very little free time to hang out? I'll purposefully keep my schedule free on the days when we can go out so we can see each other. I don't understand people who treat others well just because they like them romantically, because for me being a good friend is one of the most important things I can be

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

I hope 71 year old Lindsey Graham’s death makes his elderly, fossilized, decrepit fucking constitutes contemplate their own mortality and feel Satan snapping at their heels. I hope it’s a sign to them to try to get right with God. They can’t and they won’t but I hope they feel their mortality and the punishment awaiting them, if they have the slightest faith in the religion they profess to follow.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

If you must have someone to outlive, why not try Elon Musk? He’s gonna try his damndest to stay alive as long as possible — why shouldn’t you?

love seeing all the buckaroos at airports living their lives trotting around proving love in their own way what a beautiful thing to see all of these human stories swirling together

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough