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They used idiot ore to forge u bro

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

In a single sentence, no less.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Mostly good except the last one

Your sparkle catches my attention. We shake hands. We inquire to ska. We are in love

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

can i come over and watch you play games