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okay kiddo in words you might understand. "Sparky C. Garret" is a "secret boss" you found in mommy's "purse world" but you cannot tell daddy because he still thinks i "have the freedom motif"

spore tomorrow

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

@trainsg1rl this is you this is you core

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

if u open up your soul wide its radiance will dazzle and comfort those who need it most. those it isn't intended for will look the other way but you will find peace in honesty