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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

okay kiddo in words you might understand. "Sparky C. Garret" is a "secret boss" you found in mommy's "purse world" but you cannot tell daddy because he still thinks i "have the freedom motif"

spore tomorrow

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up